The Exfil Rat

After a long day of murder and rape, the typical knight reaches the holy grounds of the exfil and puts up his visor to take in the beauty of the scenery.

"Take off your visor fair knight. These are sacred grounds and they shan't shoot us here for they haven't the gall."

The knight raised his visor and at that very moment an arrow flew through the air embedding itself directly into his head (eyes). His body slumped over to the side, dead and lifeless and his comrade soon followed him.

From the tall grass emerged the Exfil Rat, his nose twitching and his asshole salivating. Little knownst to most but the Exfil Rat consumes its victims belongings and valuables through its asshole which it would soon do. All of the gems, gold and riches looted and pillaged from the nearby towns were taken immediately and inserted into the asshole.

It is confirmed that the Exfil rat is the reincarnation of Joseph Moman who was raped by Smiogaid in his last moments. This information has no concrete evidence however KKK. LUG (a delusional being) vouches that he has seen and spoken to the Exfil rat and was once under its control.

"Listen to me fair fellow" said KKK. LUG in an interview. "I've spoken to these despicable blasphemers in the afterlife whilst I inhaled the Smiogaid Fumes and they be not happy. I dare say good fellow that they are more angered than if i were to sleep with thine wife." Continued Lug with a glazed look over his eyes. "Thinking one has it all, only to be murdered at the last step before the payout is a truly horrible way to go. And knowing that the rat now has all your hard work up his ass is almost worse"